Do you remember the theme song to Three’s Company? You know, it starts out “Come and knock on our door, we’ve been waiting for you, where the kisses are hers and hers and his, three’s company, too….” Do you remember the part that goes “dahma nahrah nayvoo, three’s company too?” Well neither does anyone else. I recently found out the real words are “down at our rendezvous, three’s company too.”

When I was about 12 years old, my best friend Tina had this weird obsession with the Oscar-winning actor Timothy Hutton (the teenager from the movie Ordinary People). She cut out every “Timothy Hutton” picture and article she could find from her Teen Beat and Tiger Beat magazines and we were only allowed to refer to Hutton as “Timothy” not “Tim” because a riveting interview noted that was what the actor preferred.

And instead of becoming a stalker, Tina decided to make a scrapbook entirely devoted to Timothy Hutton. I didn’t even like Timothy Hutton, but something about making a scrapbook appealed to me in a relaxing sort of way and we worked on the scrapbook every chance we had.